Accusation Of A Swearing Machine (Chapter 9)

Fuck. I am a swearing machine. You know that? Look at the title. Yes, I am a fucking swearing machine. In fact, I am a flesh-and-bone teenage boy. You can jab a butcher knife into my stomach and bloods will spurt out of my body (of course, I will fuck you to hell. I am fuckingly dead serious, do bear it in your mind.)Why should I swear these fucking "pure" language? No, lets don't discuss that issue. First of all, why does the term "fuck" was categorized as part of the foul language dictionary? Lets flip open the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary. How do they define the word "fuck"? Fuck,verb(offensive) to have sex with someone or Fuck,exclamation,(offensive) used when expressing extreme anger, or to add force to what is being said and this, Fuck,noun(offensive) 1.an act of having sex 2.a sexual partner.See? The word "Fuck" is mainly a term to describe an act of copulation and something to do with having sex. So why do we use the word "Fuck" when we are angry?(or even, when we are not fucking angry?)Having sex is some kinda act that supposedly arouse wrath and treated with brutal blended with violence which in fact an exclamation of extreme agitation? Or, to unwrap it's meaning, we are supposed to be angry when we are fucking others? That is fucking meaningless! Where is the word "romantic" and "love"? Oh..chill,my little fucking tool. You need not stand erect to support my accusation when I am in the mood of fury. So, back to the question. Before you use the word "Fuck" or "What The Fuck" and any terms to indicate (even it's meaning is fucking hidden) the vulgarity of the sex act, do fucking think twice. Please don't misuse them, those fuck-up morons. Look. Scroll through our foul language dictionary. What do you notice? See? You didn't fucking get it? Most of the terms(or rather, I should say all) are relatives to the ultimate sexology in those fuckers' mind. Some may beautify them, pronouncing the purity of the rapid-pumping as ART! Fuck those fuckers! Those who are capable to pay fucking smelly coins to "pressure detoxification workers " to do their "purify" job. How about teens like us with empty wallets and fucking innocent face? This is the part where the word "Fuck" intruded our mind. We are blessed with squishy brain with fucking large imagination capability. Oh, what a fucking blessed gift! You know how do we use it wisely? We started to collect materials, porn-star magazines, "A" movie(those fast-paced and got quality one, of course),video clips, nude pictures..Ok, with a certain amount of storage in hand, we can start to create our own definition of "Fuck". We can masturbate until the heaven collapse, we can throw fucking "pure" language to counter others accusation, we can stare at another teenage girl's breast until they are naked in our mind..We use it wisely,don't be afraid.Same goes for you.Use it wisely. Remember, when you use the word "Fuck" or whatever fucking dirty words to accuse your surrounding, you have just exercise it in your mind and remind others of the act.Do fucking remember.